4:03 pm - Tue, Oct 21, 2014
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rcmclachlan:

carojararo:

avferreira:

kessierage:

IS THIS A FUCKING RAINBOW CHEESECAKE?????

I AM FUCKING MAKING THIS.

Original Video: How to Make Rainbow Cheesecake

Reblogging for future reference.

I made a rainbow cake for my first college party. I covered it in black frosting and dusted it with white sprinkles so it would be very dramatic when it was cut into. The cake was thrown onto a table with a bunch of other desserts and kind of forgotten about; the host had taken it from me with a look of ‘I can’t believe this idiot freshman made a fucking black cake.’

Cue two hours later when someone cut into it and screamed, “JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, COME AND SEE THIS CAKE.”

After that, I had more friends than I knew what to do with.

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8:02 am
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burgrs:

in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher” and I said “ok” and she pulled a guinea pig out of her purse 

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4:02 pm - Mon, Oct 20, 2014
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roselastrider:

i spilled water on my computer mouse earlier and now it’s freaking out and highlighting everything and dragging everything around and it would not let me put down that picture of richard nixon i had a fucking ghost richard nixon smiling at me for 5 minutes as i frantically shook my mouse around trying to make it stop its still doing this please leave me alone richard nixon

roselastrider:

i spilled water on my computer mouse earlier and now it’s freaking out and highlighting everything and dragging everything around and it would not let me put down that picture of richard nixon i had a fucking ghost richard nixon smiling at me for 5 minutes as i frantically shook my mouse around trying to make it stop its still doing this please leave me alone richard nixon

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8:02 am
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buttgenie:

writeworld:

Instead of whispered, consider:

  • murmured
  • mumbled
  • muttered
  • breathed
  • sighed
  • hissed
  • mouthed
  • uttered
  • intoned
  • susurrated
  • purred
  • said in an undertone
  • gasped
  • hinted
  • said low
  • said into someone’s ear
  • said softly
  • said under one’s breath
  • said in hushed tones
  • insinuated

aye lil mama let me insinuate in ya ear

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4:02 pm - Sun, Oct 19, 2014
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yasvke:

Are you serious right now? I’m a fully certified neurosurgeon. I can break into people’s heads and rewire their brains and tamper with their memory, no problem. But this? This juice box? This sugary drink marketed for eight year olds? No. Sticking a straw into this juice container is apparently just too much for me to handle without fucking it up. I’m done. I quit. Goodbye.

yasvke:

Are you serious right now? I’m a fully certified neurosurgeon. I can break into people’s heads and rewire their brains and tamper with their memory, no problem. But this? This juice box? This sugary drink marketed for eight year olds? No. Sticking a straw into this juice container is apparently just too much for me to handle without fucking it up. I’m done. I quit. Goodbye.

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8:02 am
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awwww-cute:

Thank you small kind human for this foods

awwww-cute:

Thank you small kind human for this foods

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4:02 pm - Sat, Oct 18, 2014
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officialunitedstates:

firepsychic:

I have several questions here 1. why is this blog being recommended to me 2. why is officialunitedstates posting pictures of animals 3. how is this the FACT OF THE DAY  4. ??????????????

FACT

officialunitedstates:

firepsychic:

I have several questions here
1. why is this blog being recommended to me
2. why is officialunitedstates posting pictures of animals
3. how is this the FACT OF THE DAY
4. ??????????????

FACT

8:02 am
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littleblackmaps:

no matter how many doctors’ offices you go to, or how many aunts you have, there is always that one nurse/aunt who 

has her hair like this

image

and she wears the purple scrubs

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and the air force ones with the scrubs

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with the nails like this

image

and she drives the dodge neon or the ford focus

image

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3:21 am
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4:03 pm - Fri, Oct 17, 2014
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legalmexican:

artinwords:

collapsed:

this should be the way to observe animals, not with them locked up in cages.
this plays with ur mind

Someone would still manage to get eaten and ruin it for the rest of us


what if it pees or shits while its on top

legalmexican:

artinwords:

collapsed:

this should be the way to observe animals, not with them locked up in cages.

this plays with ur mind

Someone would still manage to get eaten and ruin it for the rest of us

what if it pees or shits while its on top

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8:02 am
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relahvant:

when someone accidentally spoils your favourite tv show and then tries to apologise 

image

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4:02 pm - Thu, Oct 16, 2014
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Why do police have quotas? If a doctor went around intentionally sneezing on people to get more patients, that would be seen as a travesty to their profession. But police, can sit around and wait for someone to turn on a red light or commit other mundane ‘offenses’ because they have quotas to meet. Quotas are all the proof we need that policing is not a public service vocation; it’s a business and a subsidiary of Wall Street.
8:02 am
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quasi-normalcy:

ramtops-witch:

rincewindsapprentice:

Whenever people assert that a mentally healthy person would never commit murder, I feel like I should mention a few things:

  • The police
  • The military
  • Mining companies
  • Prison companies/guards
  • People who are seeking revenge/vengeance
  • The Mob
  • People defending their property

Hmmm and toxic power is a reoccurring factor in this list.

Hmm.

It’s almost as if murder is, in fact, an incredibly common tool for maintaining power structures..

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