4:02 pm - Mon, Sep 15, 2014
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wimpynoodle:

slimecat:

the wiKIPEDIA ARTICLE ABOUT HI-FIVES IS THE BEST THING

"Victim"

wimpynoodle:

slimecat:

the wiKIPEDIA ARTICLE ABOUT HI-FIVES IS THE BEST THING

"Victim"

(Source: dema-zema, via pizza)

8:02 am
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thelocalpaedo:

lizlet:

moderation:

fatmanatee:

dream job

dream look

dream name

dream man

thelocalpaedo:

lizlet:

moderation:

fatmanatee:

dream job

dream look

dream name

dream man

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12:29 am
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noizybunnyboy:

ドラマダログ① | 倉吉サム 
Please do not remove source

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12:27 am
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reblog if you are a NERD who loves DRAGONS

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11:52 pm - Sun, Sep 14, 2014
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Q: This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol
Anonymous

rememberingsuunday:

fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

4:02 pm
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dietchola:

this guy at my school wears really short shorts all the time and i asked him why he doesn’t wear normal cut shorts and he said “if the sky is out, then my thighs are out” god bless

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8:02 am
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  • bird: chirps
  • me: wtf what tab is that coming from
4:02 pm - Sat, Sep 13, 2014
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8:02 am
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unclefather:

"name one video game thats better than GTA 5"

uh thats easy? barbie horse adventures wild horse rescue? 

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4:02 pm - Fri, Sep 12, 2014
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nyupanties:

im aiming for the “shes a badass and cute as hell but I wouldn’t touch her without asking” look

(Source: reifaun, via rubee)

8:02 am
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kankri-is-triggered:

modmad:

there’s literally no way to redeem these two

but I figured that some of the people who were responsible for them might as well get paid a visit

YES YES YES. Someone finally makes a comic with these two wonderful characters that shows the POINT of the videos!!!

(via tentonguedcat)

4:03 pm - Thu, Sep 11, 2014
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sydney-oh25:

This is an important moment in history.

(Source: scraap, via pizza)

10:40 am
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princeowl:

if this internet prohibition shit ends up happening yall can catch me in the woods makin wifi moonshine 

(via sansaofhousestark)

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